Crusty Codger

"RING THE BELL, WILL YA?! AH'LL SHOW THAT POINTY FART WHY AH'VE GOT ALL MA NICKNAMES, AYE. 'EIGHT PUNCH PABLO', 'THE CRACKIN' KRAKEN', 'THE TENTACLED TERROR'! YOUR WEE STINGER'S GONNA BE CRYING FOR YA MAMMIE BY THE TIME AH'M DONE WI' YA!" - Boxtopus